Spent last night babysitting my classmate's son, that adorable 4 year-old red headed bundle of hyperactivity.
G: (possessively eating chicken/cheese tamale) This is MY tamale.
R: Awesome. I actually don't eat chicken because I'm a vegetarian, so I don't eat any meat.
G: Do you eat cheese and stuff?
R: Oh yeah, I love cheese. (Explains difference between vegans and vegetarians.)
5 min later, while eating second tamale...
G: I'm a vegetarian AND a vegan!