Katie's friend sits at her desk conversing with the boy who does odd jobs around the office to fulfill his court-mandated community service. Boy examines photo of Friend completing a triathalon two summers ago, which she keeps framed on her desk.
BOY: Dude, you were SKINNY then.
FRIEND: Ouch! (Stops. Thinks about it.) Hey wait a second, why am I getting so upset? I look great fat OR thin.
BOY (nodding earnestly): It's true, dude. If I were straight I'd be all over you.
FRIEND: Now empty my trash can.
Body Image, Maintaining A Healthy
Lines You Wish You'd Thought Of, Examples Of
Stoners, Putting Them In Their Place