THINGS EATEN THIS WEEK, QUESTIONABLE: Rancid butter, yogurt that expired over a month ago, homemade bread that was still gooey in the middle
HOLIDAYS, QUESTIONABLE: Um, happy Texas Independence Day, y'all.
CANDIDATES, QUESTIONABLE: The primaries are today and Governor Good Hair has been running incessant commercials against his main opponent... apparently "voting with Washington since 1993" is what serves as effective mudslinging in Texas. Adopted home state, you will never cease to amaze me.
SPEAKING OF VOTING...: Please don't tell any of my politico colleagues that I didn't get around to voting. That's not even a joke. I am literally not telling anyone I work with that I didn't vote; they would be genuinely horrified.
KATHY GRIFFIN NAMEDROP, BEST: Johnny Weir to Larry King, as per here
TECHNOLOGY, FAILED ATTEMPT TO KEEP ABREAST OF: I'm guessing that nobody else who reads this blog needs to utilize two dvd players hooked up to each other in order to properly watch movies on their tv. (Please don't be fooled by my use of the word "properly" into thinking that all our movies don't have random and incomplete subtitles that show up sporadically at the bottom of the screen and we can't figure out how to get rid of. Because they do. Oh yes, they do.)
Okay, that's enough filing for now. Happy March!