Well, since Graham mentioned it in his last comment, what choice do I have but to share the joys of Cardboard Richard with all of you??? This, my friends, is what R gave me for my birthday this spring. Just what every woman dreams of: a lifesize cardboard cutout of... her spouse. In his undies. It's maybe the most amazing present I've ever received. And I've received a lot of amazing presents in my day.
Even though I find straight people hilarious and I would do almost anything to force Graham to look at pictures of half-naked boys, I have decided to preserve a modicum of R's dignity by cropping out the bottom half. The full uncropped version was taken by my dad, who has vowed to show it to my children as soon as they're teenagers. If you can think of a better moral for why you should be nice to your parents during your adolescence, I'd like to hear it.
Also, you'd better get your eyeful in now, just in case R forces me to take it down as soon as he sees this. And yes, the best part is that he's wishing me a happy anniversary. Even though our anniversary is in November.