Please enjoy this transcript of a telephone conversation between your favorite bloggers, which took place at approximately 7:30 PST this evening.
R: I have good news and bad news for you!
KT: Bad news first.
R: No, it's the same news! And you only get one guess.
R: It's exactly what I KNEW was going to happen riiiight before my aunt and uncle and you and Richard came to visit the same weekend.
KT: You got a job!
R: I got a job! Guess when I start!
R: Tomorrow. Guess where I'm going to work! It's your favorite store in Texas...
R: No, but it is next to the Goodwill.
KT: Half Price Books!
R: Ding ding ding! You can come to work with me when you visit.
KT: Don't let me buy anything!
That's right folks, I have a job. (A low paying job with a long commute. At least they're opening a new BART station essentially right next to it.) And the people rejoiced.