No, Rebecca, the internets say. You cannot do your taxes. You cannot confirm your credit card. You cannot bank online. You can't write a goddamn book review. You are not allowed to be productive after midnight PST.
Apparently I need to find a job as a systems maintainer, because that's the ONLY time I feel like being productive.
Ahem. What I meant to say was.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATIE!!!!!!!!!!
Because she was too popular to be there in person, I present in her honor the sequel to Richard's Pho Tour. In which we learn you can get a side order of the good stuff (aka tendon.)