So most of the time I find McSweeney's a little too drunk on itself to be a satisfying read, but I did spend an inordinate amount of time this afternoon browsing their entertaining Lists section, which has inspired me to revive one of our favorite regular blogging cop-out features: the list. Here are just three of the many, many possible lists I could have subjected you to but refrained from.
Things Richard Has Given Me For Past Birthdays:
1. A wooden plaque commending my outstanding achievement in the field of excellence.
2. A life-size cardboard cutout of himself.
3. A child's turkey costume, size L (actually intended for him).
Animals I Hate:
1. Our landlord's dog
People I Started Following On Twitter Last Week:
1. My brother
3. Neil Patrick Harris
Okay, readers, whoever leaves us the best list of their own in the comments section wins a special as-yet-to-be-determined Rebecita and KT prize. Make me laugh. MAKE ME.