1. Dear god I had the most boring training today. If it gives you an idea, the sexual harassment seminar was the most educational session.
2. Leaving no doubt to his new favorite color, Joe has pretty much been monologuing thusly all week:
"Yellow yellow yellow yellow. Yellow yellow blue! Yellow yellow yellow!"
At least he's well prepared to answer phone calls from certain of our readers.
Also, he made some creative body art tonight that I desperately hope Inder has photographically captured. It was not yellow.
3. There's really nothing more satisfying than writing a scathing book review. Especially when you can slander the author.